December 2010
My final 2010 morning thoughts
Just woke up on my final 2010 morning thoughts:
Waking up in a tense environment is NOT the business!
I think everything today is going to be marked and documented as “the last”
I will apologize to Twitter and tumblr now :-)
I will miss 2010
-I met so many people this year that I hope I will have a long connection with in the following years
I made two vacay trips this year!...
Can I save you on my TiVo until I’m (We) are ready to press play?
– Me:-)
I'm just saying.......
I love being around good friends:-)
You show someone something funny,
leilockheart:
and you’re like
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"REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...
wheremymoney-hoe:
Ayeeee.
Unnecessary/Unorganized Early Morning Thoughts
I am up for no reason so I should make something outta this……..
1) I really should be packing….. or at least trying to start
2) It’s cold as hell, which is only cosigning my reasons to stay in bed!
3) I really hate it when people ignore me >.<
4) #3 was mad random
5) I don’t care about being random
6) I do appreciate the random and give it, its props...
This stays stuck in my head! SMH!
Trying to Give a Blowjob When I Still Had My...
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is trying to give a blowjob to my then boyfriend when I still had my braces. It was my first time and I didn’t really know what I was doing. At first it was going OK, but then things went terribly. I will spare the nasty details, but let’s just say the night ended with penile bleeding, pubic hair and skin stuck in my braces, and lots of crying. I...
Buying a Segway
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is buying a Segway. I thought it was going to be the next big thing. All it turned out to be is a waste of $6000.
[Male, 32]
Lmao! I always think of @LiteBrite00 and Segways … weird huh??
Alchy talk goes a little like this!
About NYE Location:
Girl Friend: I hope this place isn't wack!
Me: With an open bar not too many things can be wack. I can make things not wack (in my head at least) :-)
Girl Friend: TRUE!
why do muslim girls cover up their hair and body?
A non-Muslim guy: why do your girls cover up their hair & body?
Muslim guy smiled and got two candies, one covered and the other not and threw them into the dusty floor.
Muslim guy: If you were to choose one of them, which one would you choose?
non-Muslim guy replied: The covered one.
Muslim guy: And that's how we treat & see our women.
LIKE PRESENTS TOO!!!!!!!
I guess this is what Christmas is gonna be like now. I expected it…. I prepared for it… It just hella funny. For example this what happened with my Grandma:
My brother (18) gets these loafer Uggs for $120 w/the $10 treatment spray These are the greatest loafers known to MAN!!! Its so comfortable and warm!! I would LOVE these in my life.
Next……..
My sister (22)...
Solitary
My friend and I (which is a guy) where talking about being single. I started the conversation with:
“You know what…. I’m kinda tired of being single….”
He responded with:
“Single is an understatement for me. What is a word that is lower than Single but higher than Lonely?”
We came up with Solitary….. I believe I have lived a solitude...