My biggest regret ever is trying to give a blowjob to my then boyfriend when I still had my braces. It was my first time and I didn’t really know what I was doing. At first it was going OK, but then things went terribly. I will spare the nasty details, but let’s just say the night ended with penile bleeding, pubic hair and skin stuck in my braces, and lots of crying. I actually dated the guy for a while after this, but now we don’t talk.
I guess this is what Christmas is gonna be like now. I expected it…. I prepared for it… It just hella funny. For example this what happened with my Grandma:
My brother (18) gets these loafer Uggs for $120 w/the $10 treatment spray
These are the greatest loafers known to MAN!!! Its so comfortable and warm!! I would LOVE these in my life.
My sister (22) gets a mini shopping spree
She gets a dress and new shoes and accessories to match! Every girl LOVES a shopping spree…
My Grandma said she could SPARE $40 and a book for my Christmas gift. I was fine… I love reading and I am taking a train soon, so that was going to be a perfect gift! So I get my gift yesterday and this is what I get:
Me (23)……. I get a card with NO writing in it, with $30 bucks and NO BOOK!!!!
I can’t wait for next!! Maybe I’ll get some writing in the card next year:)
My friend and I (which is a guy) where talking about being single. I started the conversation with:
"You know what…. I’m kinda tired of being single…."
He responded with:
"Single is an understatement for me. What is a word that is lower than Single but higher than Lonely?"
We came up with Solitary….. I believe I have lived a solitude lifestyle for long enough (4years) …..(excuse me… I need to find some drank for realizing and typing 4 years… it looks worst written down than in my thoughts)
Ok I’m back! I’m so over being single….. Dating is a fun experience of trial and error. Which mine have been mostly error which includes incompatible and local, or stupid circumstances like extreme distances and compatible. So 2011 goals is to find a compatible/local friend:-)
I am super curious to get suggestions and thoughts …. Hit up the inbox with your wise knowledge… and just for honesty sake, I probably won’t use any of your suggestions I’m just curious (~_^)
Peace, Love and SOOOOOOOOOOOUL!